surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*
graceebooks:

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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pillowbedhead:

AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

ceasesilence:

vagpag:

Description: A hand-drawn sign which says: “No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, or general hatefulness allowed. You WILL be asked to leave.” Next to the words are a picture of a forearm with a bunch of tattoos, including an inverted triangle, hearts, and a scroll reading “Tuff Luck Deli”. The sign is initialed CB’10.

I am downloading this picture and uploading it to my Facebook. 

ceasesilence:

vagpag:

Description: A hand-drawn sign which says: “No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, or general hatefulness allowed. You WILL be asked to leave.” Next to the words are a picture of a forearm with a bunch of tattoos, including an inverted triangle, hearts, and a scroll reading “Tuff Luck Deli”. The sign is initialed CB’10.

I am downloading this picture and uploading it to my Facebook. 

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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peanut-paw:

deersatan:

getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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thewomanfromitaly:

jragonsoul:

thewomanfromitaly:

i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.

excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency

yes

yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan