when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr
We all know that feeling, vending machine
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
Description: A hand-drawn sign which says: “No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, or general hatefulness allowed. You WILL be asked to leave.” Next to the words are a picture of a forearm with a bunch of tattoos, including an inverted triangle, hearts, and a scroll reading “Tuff Luck Deli”. The sign is initialed CB’10.
I am downloading this picture and uploading it to my Facebook.
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
back to school commercials
back to school commercials after graduation
getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.
excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency
yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway
I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan